Your Team

The one where I give you the bird.

I am in a bad mood.

I am tired of everyone taking advantage of me,

and not listening to me,

and making more work for me.

You all suck.

Sometimes when I am all alone in my room, taking a quiet break, I like to randomly flip people off. No one is here to see me give them the bird, but it makes me feel mighty better. Just a big FU to the lamp, dresser, and sometimes to the pile of dirty clothes have to wash.

The one with all the Happiness.

Thank you. That is all.

The one with the boogers.

I hate it when kids have snot coming out of their noses. Can their parents not pay enough attention to see the inches of snot running down their little faces! It makes me sick to my stomach to look at. Carry some tissue in your purse and WIPE their nose for heaven sakes! Who cares if they don't like it. DO IT! Your the parent!